Our freedom of religion doesn't need to be extended to "Satanists". Let's not be ridiculous. Also, the greatest news in the world is found right on the piano.
Welcome to Politics by Faith, brought to you by the Patriot Gold Group. I'm sorry, I'm supposed to start, hello, hello. I'm not going to make that a thing, I promise. It is the day before I go on vacation, and I have very high hopes for doing this podcast over the next two weeks, and it probably won't happen, just being honest. But I'll try.
If we don't meet again until Christmas, Merry Christmas. And I would like to present to you here what I like to do every year on the radio. By the way, someone sent me a note. I did a statement on the radio. It wasn't even that religious. It was about, let's see, I'll find this guy's note.
Here it is. When did Breitbart News become a religious program? Did I miss the announcement? I don't know, sorry man. That's the way it goes. But it wasn't even a religious segment.
I did a quick short little segment on how Satanism is not a religion. Every year around this time of year there's always some Satan display at some local courthouse or something around the country. And there was one in, I think, New Hampshire, Vermont, whatever. And someone knocked it over. And the people who put it up are always like, oh, we need Satanism
because freedom of religion. And don't be ridiculous. Satanism is not a religion. It's not, it's not a religion. Right?
If you're an originalist, you go back to the words that were written and what the words meant when they were written by the people who wrote them. And you go to the Webster's Dictionary 1828, go online Webster's Dictionary 1828.com. Religion is a belief in the being and perfections of God. And you go back earlier, Samuel Johnson's 1768 Dictionary of the English Language. Religion is virtue as founded upon reverence of God. And the Britannica Dictionary 1730. Religion is a general habit of reverence towards the divine nature, by which we are both enabled
and inclined to worship and serve God. Religion is God, not Satan. That freedom of religion we have, as written by the people who wrote it, our founding fathers, was not referring to Satanism, and does not need to be extended to Satanists. Let's not be ridiculous. Okay? That's my argument. Stop being ridiculous. And don't let ridiculous people trick you. Like, oh, you got me. Oh, I guess we have
to have the Satan display next to the negativity. Oh, darn it. Oh, freedom of religion got me. I guess we got to let the Satanists be here. No, you don't. Okay. Satanism is by definition of the people who wrote it, not a religion. No way did our founding fathers seek to protect Satanism. So stop letting them make a mockery of that freedom of religion and of course of Christianity. It's not on par. Knock it off.
Stop entertaining these people. Anyway, so the guy wrote me, he's like, when did Breitbart become a religious thing? It's like, listen man, you want to solve the problems of this world? That's what I'm here to do.
There's only one way to do it. So anyway, we ended the show with my segment that I've done the last couple years on Christmas, and that is that the best news in the world can be found on the piano. I want to thank Igniter Media for this story.
That it's right there on the piano. I don't know how to play the piano. My kids are doing piano. It's an incredible skill. I don't know how people do it. I can't help my kids anymore with it
because they use two hands.
Grace the other day asked me to help her.
I was like, Grace, I don't, I don't know how to use the left hand. I don't even know what that note is. It's up to you now. You're on your own. I can't do it.
And I see people play with two hands without music. Like these unbelievable people. It's like, what do you do? How does your brain do that so I can't do it but no matter how good or bad you are at the piano the greatest news in the world is found right there and you know it it's a scale and you
can play it so you just start on C and you play all the white keys until you get to the next C and just the white keys you don't do now you know I was like I don't know what to see it okay so there's two black keys and three black keys and two and three. So find two, two black keys and go down to the left. And there's your C. I know that. So go C to C and you have yourself the best news in the world. Pretty good. Anyway, hold on. I don't, I didn't hear it. What's how's that the best news okay sorry my fault you gotta play it backwards
sorry it's C to C down the scale my my here here here there you go greatest news in the world you didn't hear it you play the right notes, but you have to put in the pauses. Alright, Slater, I told you I can't play the piano. I don't know, you don't have to be Mozart to hear the good news or play the good news. You have to play the pauses. First second, fourth, sixth, seventh.
One two four six seven. Play the pauses. And then you'll hear it. Simple scale. Down, C to C. Play the pauses.
1, 2, 4, 6, 7. And you have just discovered the greatest news in the world. You can play it yourself. You can know it yourself. Dare I say you already know it.
It's written on your heart. Just have to accept it. So next time you see a piano somewhere give it a go. Start at C, go down to C, and pause. 1, 2, 4, 6, and 7. And you will then hear the greatest news in the world. Joy to the world! The Lord has come.
Merry Christmas.
Now I should end the segment here.
And I normally do. On the radio when we do it, we end it right there.
It's called a hard out. You go out hard, boom, right there on that powerful note. And it's very nice. But it's a Christian podcast. So I'll just throw one little thing in there. This is my most snobbish Christmas carol take? And that is a joy to the world is not a Christmas
carol? Because the gentleman who wrote it, Mr. Watt, Isaac Watts, excuse me, Watts, he was writing about Psalm 98. And Psalm 98 is about Jesus's second coming. It's not about the birth of Jesus, it's about his second coming. Psalm 98 says, He cometh to judge the earth with righteousness he shall judge the world and the people with equity. So it's about the second coming, not the birth. So I'm not saying don't sing joy to the world this Christmas. In fact, I'm saying we should sing it every day.
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